Big Squishy Belly

---as sung by Worth to his brother Mosco as he dances around his cage

Oh do not make fun of my squishy part
It just means I have a very big heart
I want to be kissed by all who see me
I want to be kissed on my big squishy belly

Daddy says my mommy's a freak
For actually writing about something so unique
I only have one thing to say to any who see me
I want to be kissed on my big squishy belly

I do not want a raspberry kiss
Those vibrations I do not miss
Please would you very much mind me
I want to be kissed on my big squishy belly

Do you think they'd make a pop song
It is not that it would be so very wrong
I would love the chorus refrain to be
I want to be kissed on my big squishy belly

A kiss on my head is all very fine
And no don't even consider my behind
Just flip me over on my back please
I want to be kissed on my big squishy belly

Now if you think my poetry is bad
I am not so very sad
Every day my mommy sees me
She gives me kisses on my big squishy belly